Can Danny?

Just when Zach Randolph was getting some trade value a report like this comes out. Although I have to say that the rigid nature of legal writing plus the loose morals of Zach Randolph equals comic gold.

Defendant Zachary ("Zach") McKenzie Randolph ("Randolph") is a resident of West Lim, Clackamas County, Oregon. According to the police report ofthe investigation into potential charges of sexual assault and soliciting prostitution against Randolph, one of Randolph's acquaintances that the police interviewed reported that Randolph "considers himself a gangster" and that he says on occasion ''l'm a gangster not a Blazer. " Notwithstanding Randolph's own description of his position, Randolph is, in fact. employed by the Portland Traii Blazers to play basketball and to represent the Trail Blazers in the community.

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The link to the whole story is here at TrueHoop.