Never in Green Team
Here's the group that for one reason or another, I never want to see in Celtics green.
C: Mark Blount. Good god I hated this man. I was so happy when he was finally done with his contract... and then Danny resigned him. As much as I don't like Wally (who used to be on this team), Blount is worse in every way, shape, or form. All he's better at is being a punchline.
PF: Drew Gooden. He has always thought he is better than he really is. I think he's overrated and have never been a fan.
SF: Peja Stojakovic. The guy has no heart and disappears in the clutch... that is if he is feeling up to even playing.
SG: Larry Hughes. Overpaid and always injured. Hughes' defense is unbelievably overrated and I have an issue with someone who whines about their "role" when they only played 31 games in the season. What, was Lebron supposed to step aside so Varejao and Ilgauskas could roll out the red carpet?
PG:Andre Miller. I have never liked Andre. I think he's a punk and overrated. While I'm sure he's mellowed out from his days of freezing players out (reports from his Cleveland days had him not passing to certain teammates), I still don't want to see him don the Celtics green.
Second Team:
Jerome James. He's like Mark Blount without the talent. And I mean, any talent. Even chewing bubblegum.
Kwame Brown. Kwame + Boston Media = even bigger disaster than Kwame already is. While I think Brown could blossom a little bit in a low key team like Atlanta, he'd never survive in Boston. This spot used to be reserved for Shareef Abdur-Rahim, but 'Reef's actually underpaid now and was willing to come off the pine for the Kings, so he's moved off the team.
Danny Fortson. I don't care if he's an expiring contract. He's a headcase and a black hole whenever he gets the ball on offense.
Darius Miles. He COULD be good but he IS a complete asshole. His interview with Jason Quick in which he complained about not having a bobblehead doll almost pushed him past Peja and into the starting lineup.
Stephen Jackson: A good player but a complete punk. I thought he should have gotten a bigger suspension than Artest for the fight because he was the third man in that turned the incident into a riot.
Stephon Marbury. Now here's the thinig, I think Steph has actually become underrated in the past couple of years. That being said, he's still overpaid and still a problem child so I wouldn't want him on our team or payroll. Dishonorable Mention: Stevie Franchise. I don't want Francis as a player but he seems like a fun guy so I have a hard time putting him on my list. There are other guys like Brian Cardinal and Eric Snow who aren't terrible on or off the court but are overpaid. And then there's Kenyon Martin. For some reason I think he might be able to turn it around and not be a team killer and go back to being the talent that he was in Jersey. But 99.9% of me doesn't want him on the team.
C: Mark Blount. Good god I hated this man. I was so happy when he was finally done with his contract... and then Danny resigned him. As much as I don't like Wally (who used to be on this team), Blount is worse in every way, shape, or form. All he's better at is being a punchline.
PF: Drew Gooden. He has always thought he is better than he really is. I think he's overrated and have never been a fan.
SF: Peja Stojakovic. The guy has no heart and disappears in the clutch... that is if he is feeling up to even playing.
SG: Larry Hughes. Overpaid and always injured. Hughes' defense is unbelievably overrated and I have an issue with someone who whines about their "role" when they only played 31 games in the season. What, was Lebron supposed to step aside so Varejao and Ilgauskas could roll out the red carpet?
PG:Andre Miller. I have never liked Andre. I think he's a punk and overrated. While I'm sure he's mellowed out from his days of freezing players out (reports from his Cleveland days had him not passing to certain teammates), I still don't want to see him don the Celtics green.
Second Team:Jerome James. He's like Mark Blount without the talent. And I mean, any talent. Even chewing bubblegum.
Kwame Brown. Kwame + Boston Media = even bigger disaster than Kwame already is. While I think Brown could blossom a little bit in a low key team like Atlanta, he'd never survive in Boston. This spot used to be reserved for Shareef Abdur-Rahim, but 'Reef's actually underpaid now and was willing to come off the pine for the Kings, so he's moved off the team.
Danny Fortson. I don't care if he's an expiring contract. He's a headcase and a black hole whenever he gets the ball on offense.
Darius Miles. He COULD be good but he IS a complete asshole. His interview with Jason Quick in which he complained about not having a bobblehead doll almost pushed him past Peja and into the starting lineup.
Stephen Jackson: A good player but a complete punk. I thought he should have gotten a bigger suspension than Artest for the fight because he was the third man in that turned the incident into a riot.
Stephon Marbury. Now here's the thinig, I think Steph has actually become underrated in the past couple of years. That being said, he's still overpaid and still a problem child so I wouldn't want him on our team or payroll. Dishonorable Mention: Stevie Franchise. I don't want Francis as a player but he seems like a fun guy so I have a hard time putting him on my list. There are other guys like Brian Cardinal and Eric Snow who aren't terrible on or off the court but are overpaid. And then there's Kenyon Martin. For some reason I think he might be able to turn it around and not be a team killer and go back to being the talent that he was in Jersey. But 99.9% of me doesn't want him on the team.
