I'm going to be honest. This is going to be dead wrong. Probably the wrongest mock draft out there right now. Wronger than how wrong it is to use a word like wrongest... or wronger for that matter. But it's fun and I think it makes some sense. It will undoubtedly change when some guys has good workouts with teams, other players drop out of the draft, and I realize that I've over/underrated other people. But for the end of April, here's my take on the draft.
1: Portland: LaMarcus Aldridge - When scouts tell Blazers GM John Nash that one of Aldridge's weaknesses is that he might be too nice, Nash's ears perk up, "Wait, too... nice? We gotta get a guy like that!" The pick also doesn't force Portland's hand with Zach Randolph. Aldridge could play the five alongside Zach or slip down to the four to replace him.
2. Minnesota (from Chicago): Andrea Bargnani - Kevin Garnett is coming to Chicago! Some kind of deal like Gordon, Chandler, and the Knicks' pick will bring KG to Chi-Town. Regardless of the particulars, the Wolves are getting this pick and McHale goes a little nutty and goes after supposed Euro-Garnett, Bargnani.
(Note: I admittedly have no idea how good this Bargnani guy is, I'm going off draft reports that he's a top three pick)
3. New Orleans (from Charlotte): Rudy Gay - The 'Cats need a shooting guard and don't want to reach to take Brandon Roy. Unsure what to do, the Hornets make things easier by offering both of their picks and J.R. Smith for the #3 selection. The Warriors also call offering Mickael Pietrus and their pick but it isn't enough. The Hornets add the athletic freak Rudy Gay to the lineup.
4. Atlanta: Tyrus Thomas - Atlanta GM Billy Knight has to be restrained from handing in an envelope with Adam Morrison's name on it. "Must. Have. Small. Forwards." Finally, scouts point out that Ty is only around 6'9 like the rest of their roster. This appeases Knight who goes with Thomas.
5. Seattle (from Toronto): Adam Morrison - New Raptor GM Bryan Colangelo moves down in the draft but picks up the point guard that his father liked so much that he named him to the USA team tryouts over Allen Iverson. While the deal could blossom to include Rashard Lewis and Mo Peterson, at the very least, the Raptors will drop five picks for Luke and a future pick. With Rashard Lewis on the block (he'll likely opt out of his contact and bolt after next season), Seattle goes to replace him and add a young local prospect to go with Swift and Petro.
6. Timberwolves: Sheldon Williams - McHale reached for a Dukie last season and does it again with The Landlord. Shelden adds some muscle to the frontcourt and complements both Chandler and Bargnani.
7. Golden St. (from Boston): Tiago Splitter - In hopes of winning now, Ainge deals Raef, Delonte West, and the #7 pick to Golden St. for Baron Davis. The Warriors grab Splitter as another option at center.
8. Houston: Rodney Carney - With Luther Head at the point and too much money invested at the power forward spot, the Rox opt to fill their void at the small forward spot.
9. Golden St.: Mardy Collins - Mullin goes for Collins over Williams because Mardy has the size and PG skills that will allow him complement future star Monta Ellis in the backcourt.
10: Toronto (from Seattle) - Brandon Roy - Colangelo's risk works out. Seeing as none of the teams between 5 and 10 really needed a shooting guard, he rolled the dice that Roy would still be around, which he is.
11: Magic: Ronnie Brewer - The Magic go with Brewer over Redick since they need defense in the backcourt, which Brewer can add.
12: Charlotte: J.J. Redick - Bickerstaff breathes a sigh of relief as the Tobacco Road prospect lands back home. With the addition of Pietrus, Redick has less pressure to succeed from day one yet he still acts as an attraction for locals.
13: Philadelphia: Marcus Williams - They were hoping that local prospect Mardy Collins would be around rather than Williams but they opt for UConn problem child to backup A.I. and work as a true PG for the future to team with the other A.I., Andre Iguodala.
14: Utah: Richard Roby - First you have to remember that Kevin O'Connor, the Jazz GM, is pretty much a complete idiot. He needs a shooter at the two so he opts for the best shooter, but not the best prospect, at this pick.
15: Charlotte - Cedric Simmons - Not wanting to leave the N.C. State fans without a vested interest, Bickerstaff gets the defensive minded Simmons. While the 'Cats already do have Brezec, May, and Okafor, it's not like the latter two have been all that healthy in their career so this will help limit their minutes and possibly keep them on the court and off the inactive list.
16: Chicago: Randy Foye - The Bulls replace Gordon's offense off the bench with Foye. They think about drafting Patrick O'Bryant to replace Chandler but realize he would actually replace Eddy Curry, who they're content not having a replacement for.
17: New Jersey (from Indiana) - Patrick O'Bryant: Already having their own O'Bryant in David Harrison, the Pacers opt to trade down to the 22nd and 23rd picks. The Nets add another much needed big body.
18: Wizards: Hilton Armstrong - The Wizards need a big man who can help now and Armstrong is the best available option.
19: Milwaukee (from Sacramento): Saer Sene - The Bucks pull off a blockbuster, getting Mike Bibby and the Kings pick for Jamaal Magloire, T.J. Ford and Charlie Bell. The Bucks use the pick to get Sene, a seven foot, 19 year old from Senegal who would ideally be the future complement to Bogut by being a defensive stopper in the middle. They go after a veteran big man in the free agent market and invest in their future with the pick.
20: New York: Rajon Rondo - The Knicks add a lightening quick PG, the first pass first player they have on their roster.
21: Phoenix: Sergio Rodriguez - The Spanish Steve Nash (or Sasha Vujacic depending on who you believe) becomes the heir apparent in Phoenix. Barbosa is a backup, always has been, always will be.
22: Indiana: Quincy Douby - The Pacers add a combo guard who can shoot lights out to give O'Neal some help from the perimeter.
23: Indiana: Paul Davis - With most of their big white guys gone or on the last year of their contracts, Larry drafts Davis so there will be some people that look like him out there on the court.
24: Grizzlies: Jordan Farmar - In need of a PG, the Logo grabs the Westwood floor general.
25: Cleveland: Dee Brown - The engine to run the Cavs fast break, Dee can defend and get out on the break which will help get the most out of Lebron and Larry's potential.
26: Los Angeles Lakers - Shawne Williams - Mitch has been a fan of rolling the dice on potential and that's exactly what Shawne has. He would be better off staying in school but financial constraints make it hard for him to play for free in the NCAA's and not try to support his family. The Lakers could get an absolute steal and at the least get a project who can replace Devean George.
27: Phoenix: Paul Millsap - Tell a team that starts Boris Diaw at center that Milsap is too small. Paul is a rebounding machine which is something the Suns could use.
28: Dallas: Kyle Lowry - Hassan Adams is tempting but they need another PG (if Terry leaves) more than they need another do-everything swingman.
29: New York: Hassan Adams - Isiah loves those athletes.
30: Portland: Thabo Sefolosha - Supposedly a do-everything swingman for a team that basically needs everything.