Mad Max: Fury Road is a very good action films that wasn’t done many favors by the hype. Reviews about the movie have been amazing but the more raves than came out, the more I started to sense that the hyperbole was writing checks the film couldn’t cash.
Now don’t get me wrong, Mad Max: Fury Road is an amazing spectacle and has some visually stunning action set pieces but, ultimately, that’s all it had for me. While many critics have complimented the minimal storyline or read into it to pull out great lessons, the people who I saw the movie with were non-plussed by it. I wasn’t bothered by it as much because I had heard that Max only had a few lines in the film so I went in expect brain dead action and got something more than that. A little more but more.
In short, if you don’t like action movies, you won’t like Mad Max: Fury Road. It’s the kind of film that excels at its genre but doesn’t transcend it. And to me, despite how amazing the chase scenes are (you could hear much of the audience exhale at the end of the first major set piece it was so intense), I think Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior is a better overall movie. (Oh, and for those who haven’t seen Mad Max movies, you don’t have to have seen the previous films to enjoy this one. There are only small allusions to the previous films; you won’t miss much of anything if this is your first Mad Max experience.)

I also have to say that Fury Road fell into the same trap of “Brute Force Cinema” that I’m not wild about but, again, I can’t say that wasn’t expected here. It’s just hard to call the movie’s action set pieces “Chase Scenes” because the bad guys catch up with the good guys almost immediately, there’s almost no Cat & Mouse to the chases, and the threats were more about the visual than the actual “threat” since the protagonists’ War Rig was basically impenetrable (while, obviously, the villains cars were far easier to take out.) This is pretty much standard in action movies as much as villains who can’t shoot straight and good guys who can deliver headshots without looking but there were a couple of very cool attacks by the bad guys that left me wondering, “Really? How did that not make much of a dent?” That being said, while there’s the obvious need to suspend disbelief, the film never careens into pure silliness ala Furious 7 (which is still my favorite movie of the year.)

And are we really giving up on Tom Hardy as anything but the strong, silent type? Can we give him a role with some charisma and some signs of life? Maybe I’m overrated the line that one the hearts of Inception fans, “Mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.” but I feel like Hardy hasn’t been able to really stretch his wings with most of the material (and in some cases, like “The Drop”, makes some acting choices that moved his character closer to slow than just quiet. “The Drop”, however, is still a solid movie that I’d recommend.)

The sad part about Hollywood is that this film never would have been made if not for the Mad Max name but, in reality, the movie probably would have been better without Mad Max in it. But take away the franchise name and pitch a movie about a woman warriors trying to save a handful of kept women and well, yeah, that movie’s not getting made. But, to me, it’s pretty obvious that building up Furiosa’s character, the world she lives in, and her mission earlier in the movie would have made for a much stronger narrative.

This is a fairly negative sounding write-up so I do want to say again that, if you like action movies, you should definitely go see Mad Max: Fury Road.


I was half-jokingly thinking about writing a self-help book called “Miserable Ways to a Happier Life” but I don’t know if I’m really going to get around to writing it so I’ll just plop some half-baked rough drafts of the rules on the ol’ blog and see where that takes me. It might just be a type of therapy for me but, honestly, I think these grumpy tips can help people be happier.

    Way 1: Expect the Worst

Seriously though, what have high expectations ever gotten anyone?

Now don’t get me wrong, I do think there’s a lot to be said for setting high standards but to expect everyone and everything to measure up? It’s a No Win situation. If someone matches your expectations, well, that was expected. But most people and events? Odds are that they’ll let you down. But that’ll be expected and easier to swallow if you already Expect the Worst!

This is still a new approach for me. Over the years, I’ve been told (and am often still told, I’m a work-in-progress here) that I hate everything and have been dubbed “Critical Kevin’ by some friends for the way I break down movies and pay attention to pesky elements like story, logic, and the laws of physics. I was often left scratching my head at how people could be entertained by movies that didn’t hit the expected competence that I demanded.

Similarly, I often had a lot of pent up aggravation when dealing with people. One example: I always expected people to show up on times and, no matter how many times my friends proved that this was out of their depth, I got annoyed when, while I was sitting alone at the place where we were supposed to meet 20 minutes ago, I’d find out that they were just getting out of the shower and were not even on their way to where they should have already been. The fact is, while I maintain the standard of politeness myself, keeping those expectations with my friends was little more than a source of frustration.

Another example: I’m always struck by how many people complain about bad drivers. Mind you, if they were asked, “Do you believe everyone knows how to drive well?”, they’d quickly answer with a resounding “No.” Yet every time they get on the road, they seem absolutely stunned that they are encountering poor drivers.
Again, quality driving is a standard that people should hold for themselves but to expect global competence behind the wheel is just asking to be annoyed. And, honestly, it’s unsafe; you should probably always expect that, at any moment, someone is going to do something stupid on the road.

This is a relatively new way of thinking for me and with some embarrassment I must confess that it came to me because of… well, Fast 5.

When I first saw the fifth installment of the Fast and Furious franchise, I had problems with it. The best example being that the end of the film featured a lengthy training sequence in which the good guys tried to figure out how to drive a certain course in a specific time so they could go undetected by security cameras and covertly pull off a heist. They all tried it, bonded while failing at it, and then, finally, they got it!
The next scene had them arrive at the heist locale to work their newfound skill and… the security system had changed. Everything they had just trained for was moot. A waste of their time and, I felt at the time, mine. With their plan foiled, they gave up on the covert angle and decided to use their cars to drag a huge safe out of the building and drive it down the busy city streets in broad daylight. Needless to say, it’s absolutely ridiculous. And that kind of annoyed me because why did you take what could have been a cool, tense sequence (and one I had spent time watching people prep for) and turn it into a wildly unrealistic car chase?

Months later, I saw the movie at a friend’s house and this time, I loved it. I was honestly surprised by how much I enjoyed it because I was so bothered by it when I first saw it. And the useless training sequence? Now it made me laugh.
What I realized was that the problem with the film wasn’t the film itself but that I was holding it to a standard that the filmmakers had absolutely not one iota of interest in meeting. So ultimately, I realized that my reaction to the film was on me. If I hadn’t gone in with such high/stiff expectations, I would have been more than happy with the film.

Fast forward to Furious 7 and I was sitting in the theater like a giddy school kid. Now don’t get me wrong, the 7th movie in the Fast and Furious franchise is one of the dumbest movies I’ve ever seen in my life. If it got any sillier, it would have been a parody. But guess what? I loved it. Because I knew what it was going to deliver. I set my expectations low, then said, “You know what, it can’t be as good as the previous films” to lower it some more, and then stepped into the theater.

I followed this approach with Avengers: Age of Ultron as well. I went in expecting little and absolutely loved it. In fact, I was stunned to see that the film was getting ripped apart by so many people. Online, I encountered a 4000+ word essay from someone who said they had obsessed over the movie for a week and they now determined that Age of Ultron was destroying Stupid Popcorn Films, an argument which immediately made me think “If you obsess over a film for a week and write a 4000 word response to it, you’re clearly not judging it as a stupid popcorn film.”
I made a response to the author on Twitter and was about to make my way to the comments section of the article (And, yes, Internet Comment Sections will be fodder for a future Miserable Rule) but then I realized something: Just as I can’t hold films up to my specific expectations, I can’t hold people’s responses to films to my expectations either. If this person wants to bemoan the lack of a character arc for Captain America and say the film was the worst ever because it didn’t teach them what life meant or affirm their humanity (those were actual complaints), that’s their prerogative. I can’t tell them what to expect from a film. And, honestly, they aren’t wrong. I completely agree with many of the complaints of Age of Ultron, I just wasn’t surprised or bothered when I was confronted by those shortcomings because, well, I was kind of expecting said shortcomings.
If people want to do what I used to do and really set the bar high for the films, fine. They can be Critical like I was while I’ll be walking out of the theater with a smile on my face. And, you know what, you can still be critical and expect the worst. After Furious 7, my friends and I laughed all the way home while discussing all of the flaws in the film. We didn’t let them bother us while we watched but we still had a great time picking the film apart afterwards.

When it comes to dealing with people (and I’m still working on this one), I try to change my expectations and play the hand that I know that I’m dealing myself. I don’t put myself in a position where I’m holding the tickets for people who I know will come late. Will Call was made for people with tardy friends. If I’m holding a table for people at a bar and they don’t come on time, I’ll tell random people, “Hey, I have friends coming but you can sit here until they show up.” Now I get to meet some new people instead of being the asshole sitting alone at a five top table. If and when my friends arrive, they can kick the people out of the seats. It’s on them. When someone says, “Oh man, I think I can make it. Put me down as in”, I put them down as a maybe. RSVPs? I assume at least half of the people won’t actually show. The fact of the matter is that there are a lot of people out there who are flakes and, to paraphrase the old adage, “Flake on me once, shame on you. Flake on me twice, shame on me.” Now this doesn’t mean that I accept people flaking as OK. It’s not. But when you look at the world as full of flakes, someone showing up on time is a pleasant surprise and makes life much happier.

This is the world we live in. Instead of being stunned, every day, at how awful the world can be; be astonished at the good that shines through. The world is a crazy place and what makes it crazier is that everyone knows it’s crazy but they still expect people to act in a sane, polite manner. They expect a standard of behavior that, quite honestly, they themselves probably don’t even live up to more often than not.

Oh, and one final note: just because you Expect the Worst doesn’t mean you should accept the worst. If something or someone keeps living down to your expectations, cut ’em loose. For instance, I would really like to see what critics and hipsters see in most indie horror films like “It Follows” but I just don’t. I tried the low expectations approach and I was still non-plussed. So I’m out. Unless I get word of mouth from friends I trust, the indie horror genre will be something I avoid. I love looking for new music but me and Pitchfork don’t mesh. We do not have the same taste in music so I don’t go to that site for recommendations anymore. And with people, you can have low expectations for their actions but still have a healthy standard of how you believe you should be treated. If someone continues to meet the low expectations, it’s your fault that they’ve gotten so many opportunities to do so. If they don’t show signs of change, you’ll have to. And if you don’t, well, maybe you should demand more from yourself, instead of them.


It’s been a while since I’ve done a mix and, as you can tell by these songs, it’s been a while since I really loved some new music but, whatever, here’s my SoulMix for May 2015, a mellower affair but still some great songs for the end of Spring and start of Summer.

1. Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend
This gets the lead spot because it is the song that inspired the new mix. I was talking with a friend about the song (and how I’m pro-Oxford Comma) and she never heard of it so, here we are.

2. Moneygrabber by Fitz & The Tantrums
Another conversation-inspired entry, I was talking about groups that changed their sound to my chagrin and when I mentioned Fitz & the Tantrums, nobody in the room had heard of them.

3. New Shoes by Paolo Nutini
What can I say, I’m trying to upgrade my wardrobe and kick the summer off with a positive attitude and that’s what this song’s about.

4. Waves by Sleeper Agent
I really thought that this song would help Sleeper Agent break out last year (even though I preferred their debut album to their sophomore effort) but this one never caught on.

5. Heaven is a Place on Earth by Belinda Carlisle
The car dealership next to where I work has the greatest satellite radio station playing (or the greatest Itunes mix) because every time I walk past, there’s another blast from the past that I hadn’t thought of in years. This was one of them.

6. Kids in America by Kim Wilde
Honestly, this one just popped into my head after listening to Belinda Carlisle so it made the cut.

7. Dog Days are Over by Florence + The Machine
Either Florence is coming out with a new album or is playing near me soon. Can’t remember but I got some e-mail about the band and remembered how much I love this song.

8. Love Me Again by John Newman
I was watching an episode of Suits and this song played and I thought it was amazing. I couldn’t believe it wasn’t more popular. And then I went to YouTube and saw that it had over 200 million hits. Whoops. #LatePass

9. Wanna-Be Angel by Foxy Shazam
This sort of became a Bands People I Work With Haven’t Heard mix and this is one of my favorite songs from the never-made-it Foxy Shazam. “I Like It” might be a better introduction but I opted for this one instead since it’s not a bro anthem like that one should have been.

10. Cradle by The Joy Formidable
Another band that hasn’t really broken out, The Joy Formidable has gotten a bit of a push but their second album was kind of a step back IMO.

11. Sweet Ones by Sarah Slean
This is one of those songs that I have no idea how it got onto my iTunes but I’m loving that it did because it’s a great song. I couldn’t tell you the first thing about Sarah Slean besides this song. I should probably look into that.

12. I Could Be by Kyla La Grange
Kyla La Grange’s demos are better than her album as I feel like a lot of her music is overproduced. And she continues the theme of artist who kind of disappointed me with their second albums. Still, this song (and a good amount of her first record) are great.

13. Under My Skin by Rachael Yamagata
I had a hard time picking one song from Rachael’s debut album (you guessed it, her best although she has a lot of good songs from the follow-ups) and I decided to opt for this one. I really love it even though it was a song that was kind of crushed for me when Rachael explained in concert that it was really about an offer of a threesome from a guy she had the hots for. She didn’t pull the trigger on the menage, instead going to her room and writing this song.

14. Laws of Gravity by Rubik
Don’t know why this one made the cut; just kind of felt like it fit in. It narrowly beat out Seratonin by The Mystery Jets.

15. Champions of Red Wine by The New Pornographers
This is one of those songs that I didn’t really discover until months after buying an album. The New Pornographers switched up their sound a little bit on their latest album “Brill Bruisers” and I didn’t love it at first listen. But with some time away from my expectations, I gave the album another listen and really enjoy it, with this song likely cracking my list of faves from the band.

16. Solace of You by Living Colour
One of my favorite songs of all-time, this one is criminally overlooked. It always kills me when people label Living Colour as a one hit wonder because of “Cult of Personality” when that might not even be one of their top 5 songs.

17. Ac-Cent-Tchu-Ate The Positive by Johnny Mercer & The Pied Pipers
Apparently this was on Gotham but I know it from L.A. Confidential. And it’s kind of the perfect song to leave off on as we head off into a positive and productive summer!


I’ve come up with an idea for a political cartoon but since I don’t have any illustrating skills, I’ll just tell it as a story.

An Elephant and a Donkey stand on the beach as the tide rises. A teenage boy stands in between them.

The Elephant points at the boy and says. “He’s to blame!” The Donkey says, “No, he’s the victim!”

The tides rises and soaks the boy’s ankles but the two beasts step away to avoid the water.

The Elephant cries, “He needs the Church.” The Donkey exclaims, “He needs more freedom.”

The tides continues to rise, reach the boy’s waist.

When the Donkey cries, “Better funded schools”, the Elephant demands “School Choice.”

The teenager is now neck deep in water but the Donkey and Elephant are too busy arguing over who is actually the intolerant one.

The boy tries to call out for help but all the Elephant can hear are the accusations of bigotry. The Donkey’s attention is mired in the calls that he’s being divisive.

The boy disappears under the water. Finally, the Elephant and Donkey notice the deep sea that covers where once there was a young man. The two beasts take in the scene for a moment.

The Elephant points at the water and says. “He was to blame!” The Donkey says, “No, he was the victim!”

Welcome to Baltimore.

For politicians and pundits, Baltimore is the best worst case scenario because, quite simply put, everything was wrong in the city and you can pick most every pet project from either side of the aisle and have an argument. Why did the anger and frustration of the young men of Baltimore turn into violence? Take your pick. Was the problem the schools? Yes. So the Left can demand more funding while the Right can pimp out School Choice. Was the relationship between the people and the Police to blame? Obviously. But where the accountability lies for that problem depends on which side of the aisle you stand on.
In the end, everyone agrees that there needs to be change but nobody is willing to move an inch from the stances they’ve been holding for the last decade.

The President recently came close to hitting the nail on the head when he said,

And we’ll go through the same cycles of periodic conflicts between the police and communities and the occasional riots in the streets. And everybody will feign concern until it goes away and then we go about our business as usual.

But the problem isn’t that people feign concern. I do believe that people are honestly concerned about the issues that face our inner cities. It is their solutions that are “business as usual”. Nobody is coming up with new or fresh ideas; they simply bang their current drums louder. Instead of saying, “School Choice!”, the Right now says, “School Choice!” and points to Baltimore’s failing schools. Instead of saying “We need to clean up the Police!”, the Left now shows a video of Freddie Gray and say the same thing they’ve always said. Both sides wonder when enough is going to be enough but they only say it while pointing a finger at their opponent, never when they look in the mirror.
How many people have to die, how many cities have to burn before people will realize that we have to work together? Eventually, people need to look at themselves and realize that while they think they are standing their ground, they’re really just standing around while their nation crumbles.

Bigger picture, the status quo of change for the Left is leaning on the government which the Right will lampoon since the government has failed the citizens of Baltimore time and time again. For the Right, business as usual is Business, as usual. They think the private sector will save the day although liberals will remind them that the private sector abandoning of our big cities that helped lead to the decline.
Everyone can agree that schools are a problem. But the Left wants to spend more money on a broken system while the Right wants to abandon the system altogether. But if you thought inner city schools were bad now, imagine if we take the best students and teachers out of them and just leave the kids who couldn’t get into private schools to be stuck where nobody wants to be. And while some conservatives might question the need for public schools at all and think all schools should be private, I’m sure they’ll be calling for quick government regulations once the schools getting that voucher money are Fruit of Islam Elementary or L. Ron Hubbard High School.

Personally, I believe both sides are right. The government can’t do what is needed most and that’s building back the sense of community we once had. That being said, we can’t build these communities and give them the support they need without the government’s help. (Even School Choice revolves around government money.) Sadly, politicians and pundits are so busy debating the issues that they forget to actually discuss the problems. What people hide or try to dismiss as the weakest part of their argument should be held up and embraced as an obvious area of compromise.
Unfortunately, the only thing that is shocking about the riots in Baltimore is that they didn’t happen sooner and that they don’t happen more often. Although, given the state of the Union, I’m pretty sure that, like school shootings and other atrocities, we’ll just learn to live with these as well while we watch our politicians, pundits, and The People argue with one another about the best way to work together.


Ross Douthat recently posed “Questions for Indiana’s Critics” and I’ve decided to answer them, even though they were probably meant for (and might be better answered by) more knowledgeable folks than me. Although, I do think that the reason that nobody wiser has responded is because the questions mostly seem off point.

For the critics of Indiana, the issue is that the latest RFRA seems aimed at extending the ability of private companies and individuals to discriminate against one another. Conservatives are quick to push back against this and, in a basic sense, they are right. The problem isn’t as much the RFRA as it is the lack of protection for LGBT in Indiana. If the bill had included the amendments to extend LGBT protections and not allow discrimination against homosexuals, which Governor Pence claims he was never for, then I don’t think there would have been as much to do. I mean, there still would have been a bit of a dust up since so many liberals are still smarting from the Hobby Lobby decision but I think Conservatives would have a better leg to stand on than they did (past tense because Gov. Pence and Co. have announced that they’d be revisiting the bill.)

Because to me, the most pressing question and the most difficult to answer is:
Does America require a separation of Faith/Morals and Business?
That is the question here. Should a person have to push aside their religious beliefs if they want run a business? If a photographer doesn’t believe in gay marriage, should s/he still be forced to work at one? In cases like Hobby Lobby, I understand how there’s an angle of “They are pushing their beliefs on their employees” but, in this case, it seems more like it is the religious people who are having beliefs pushed upon them. If a performer was hired for a gig and then found out it was a fundraiser for the political party they don’t support, wouldn’t they have a right to back out without facing legal repercussions? Or, since vowing to never go to Indiana is all the rage now (side note: All the Rage is a term that really needs to make a comeback in the Outrage Era), where is the line between discrimination and boycott?
I’m sure many people will find the above questions easy to answer and some might think they are so simple so wonder if asking them is an April Fool’s joke but, at the very least, I think this is the conversation we should be having.
Honestly, in most cases, like the restaurant owner who couldn’t wait to kick gays out for being gay or the baker who didn’t want to bake a cake for a gay wedding, I think the answer is a little easier because it’s not like their job is really any different for a gay person than a straight person. And their “religious beliefs” are fairly inconsistent as I don’t believe these places do much of a litmus test for other sins besides homosexuality. Do they refuse to make cakes for people who get remarried sans annulment? Or interfaith marriages? Or adulterers?
That being said, I do think there’s an argument to be made about people not being able to actually work at events that they find morally wrong. But since most people seem more interested in having a debate than a conversation, I doubt we’ll see much of that discussed.

As for the Mr. Douthat’s questions:

1) Should religious colleges whose rules or honor codes or covenants explicitly ask students and/or teachers to refrain from sex outside of heterosexual wedlock eventually lose their accreditation unless they change the policy to accommodate gay relationships? At the very least, should they lose their tax-exempt status, as Bob Jones University did over its ban on interracial dating?

No, just as Gordon College, which Douthat linked to in his article, didn’t lose its accreditation. There have been exemptions made for religious colleges and I don’t necessarily think those should end. Although, it should also be noted that Douthat’s examples of covenants and honor codes, Wheaton & BYU, admit gay and lesbian applicants. Since 2007, BYU’s honor code has read: “One’s stated sexual orientation is not an Honor Code issue.” Wheaton has Refuge, a group for gay and lesbian students. To me, the key difference between those schools and the Bob Jones examples is that LGBT applicants can gain admission to these schools and agree to live up to the honor code or covenants whereas Bob Jones University simply wouldn’t admit people who were part of an interracial relationship.

2) What about the status of religious colleges and schools or non-profits that don’t have such official rules about student or teacher conduct, but nonetheless somehow instantiate or at least nod to a traditional view of marriage at some level — in the content of their curricula, the design of their benefit package, the rules for their wedding venues, their denominational affiliation? Should their tax-exempt status be reconsidered? Absent a change in their respective faith’s stance on homosexuality, for instance, should Catholic high schools or Classical Christian academies or Orthodox Jewish schools be eligible for 501(c)3 status at all?

This question seems like a step-back for those who answered question 1 in the affirmative. The one issue I might bring up, since “the design of their benefit package” was mentioned, is that I feel that everything should be made available to employees however, if a non-profit has an issue with an element of the package, they can opt not to cover that part of the insurance. For instance, I don’t think Hobby Lobby has to offer coverage for birth control but they have to offer it as an add-on. An employee can opt to pay for it themselves and shouldn’t be punished for that decision.

I’m breaking a couple of the following questions down into parts since there were multiple questions asked in one query.

“3a) Have the various colleges and universities that have done so been correct to withdraw recognition from religious student groups that require their leaders to be chaste until (heterosexual) marriage?”

Yes, if non-discrimination is part of their honor code. I do think that extending the edict to the leadership of a group gets into a gray area although the group can always just not vote for the person they don’t believe follows their beliefs (or strip them of their leadership should the person somehow get elected and break the code.)

“3b) Should all of secular higher education take the same approach to religious conservatives?”


3c) And then further, irrespective of leadership policies, do religious bodies that publicly endorse a traditional Judeo-Christian-Islamic view of sexual ethics deserve a place on secular campuses at all? Should the Harvard chaplaincy, for instance, admit ministers to its ranks whose churches or faiths do not allow them to perform same-sex marriages? Should the chaplaincy of a public university?”

Yes. Just as many Conservatives say that liberals are overstating the discrimination angle here (and, yes, when Jim Crow, Sharia law, and the Holocaust are mentioned, then people are overstating it), this seems like a case of the opposite reaction. Bowdoin College stating that all student groups must allow all students the ability to join and also let them run for a leadership position doesn’t change the core beliefs of the group. It doesn’t change the focus of the group. Odds are, it will do very little to change the membership or leadership of the group.
For very few people is faith an easy path to walk. Should these groups kick out anyone who questions the rules set forth for them or needs to discuss the root of their beliefs? Or just the ones whose faith is challenged by their sexuality?
If a public university wants to employ a chaplain who says all gays are going to hell, fine. But if a gay couple wants to use that public university’s place of worship for a gay wedding, the chaplain can’t tell them no. He doesn’t have to officiate it but access to the space shouldn’t discriminate against a gay couple.

4a.) In the longer term, is there a place for anyone associated with the traditional Judeo-Christian-Islamic view of sexuality in our society’s elite level institutions?

The view? Sure. Discriminating based on that view? No.

4b. Was Mozilla correct in its handling of the Brendan Eich case?

If Mozilla fired him because he gave money supporting Prop 8, then I’d say no.
If Mozilla fired him because people were boycotting the company because of his support and feared a fiscal backlash because of it, well, that’s up to Mozilla.

4c. Is California correct to forbid its judges from participating in the Boy Scouts?

Yes. California forbids judges from being a part of groups that discriminate (like Men Only country clubs). The Boy Scouts discriminate. They make no bones about it. If the Boy Scouts want to remake themselves as a religious group, like the two ministers in Idaho who owned a wedding chapel business and faced a mandate to marry gays, then I think judges could be part of it, just as judges can go to masses at Churches that don’t allow gay marriage. The problem here, again, is that many businesses and non-profits seem to treat their religion as a buffet line and want to choose which of God’s laws they actually want to listen to and use as a basis for discrimination.

4d. What are the implications for other institutions? To return to the academic example: Should Princeton find a way to strip Robert George of his tenure over his public stances and activities? Would a public university be justified in denying tenure to a Orthodox Jewish religious studies professor who had stated support for Orthodox Judaism’s views on marriage?

No. Especially given that George’s beef could be argued to be more with “liberal secularism” than gay marriage. And, again, it would only seem to be a major issue is George refused to teach gay students. Princeton might be embarrassed by this views but I can’t imagine they just came up after he received tenure.

5) Should the state continue to recognize marriages performed by ministers, priests, rabbis, etc. who do not marry same-sex couples? Or should couples who marry before such a minister also be required to repeat the ceremony in front of a civil official who does not discriminate?

Personally, I don’t think religious figures should come into play in regards to the state recognizing “marriage”. In fact, I think separating the two will help religious groups boost their own flocks’ view of marriage and commitment. I’d think more religious leaders would be pushing back on the entire connection to “legal marriage” since, gay or straight, state laws on marriage do not truly follow in the religious definition of what a marriage is or hold people to the same standards.
However, as it is, I would still recognize the marriages performed by those of the clergy who do not marry same-sex couples.

6) Should churches that decline to bless same-sex unions have their tax-exempt status withdrawn? Note that I’m not asking if it would be politically or constitutionally possible: If it were possible, should it be done?

No. Again, I’m assuming this is more designed for the people who said yes, earlier. This probably should have been question #1 since, by this point, I think we’ve crossed this bridge miles back.

7) In the light of contemporary debates about religious parenting and gay or transgender teenagers, should Wisconsin v. Yoder be revisited? What about Pierce v. Society of the Sisters of the Holy Names of Jesus and Mary?

If the last question was the most obvious no, this one is just a “Huh?” Honestly, I’m not sure how this is really relevant besides as a veiled “They’re coming for your kids next!” That’s probably too snarky but I really don’t see the rationale behind this question.

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Oklahoma’s making the news with a proposed ban on hoodies. Mind you, Oklahoma is an open carry state. So waltzing around with a gun is OK but wearing a hoodie is part of the problem. It would also outlaw people wearing masks in public (save for Halloween or masquerade parties) because lord knows that when robbers break into a store and put a mask on to thwart cameras, they just walk around all day in the masks. I mean, if someone is ignoring the whole ban on armed robbery, is a ban on a mask really going to act as some sort of deterrent?

I really wish Right Wing Gun Supporters would use their gun logic when attacking other American freedoms. Can people not really wear something to protect their head in the rain or cold because criminals use them while committing crimes (oh, and wearing a hoodie or mask while committing a crime is already against the law in OK.)

On an unrelated note, if you were ever wondering why people hated gentrification, it’s when people move into a condo next to a playground and then complain that the playground should be torn down because it’s too noisy. Kids playing for four hours a day is too much for these people. They think these children should walk down the block to a different playground. I want to be more positive in 2015 but, honestly, I think the best resolution would be to lower one’s faith in humanity and you won’t be as disappointed or frustrated all the time.


If you’re a fan of the BBC’s Sherlock and need a fix, I’d recommend Miss Fischer’s Murder Mysteries, currently available on Netflix. Essie Davis gives a great performance as a 1920’s socialite who decides to become a private investigator and thorn in the side of the police. I’ve only watched the first two episodes but it’s a fun little trifle that has strong performances yet doesn’t take itself too seriously.


During my years in reality TV, I’ve become all too aware of the “Wouldn’t It Be Great” note. It usually comes down from a network executive who, after watching a cut of the show, conjured up something that never happened and wonders if we could put it in the show. “Wouldn’t it be great if these two got into a fist fight?” “Wouldn’t it be great if something more exciting happened?” Well, yes, it would be great but, when working in reality TV, there’s only so much we can do with the footage we have to work with. If something doesn’t happen, it doesn’t happen. In scripted, however, you can make these things happen and it seems like the people involved with “The Imitation Game” opted for flashy over factual. In the end, “The Imitation Game” is a somewhat ironic name for a movie that seems completely unconcerned with actually presenting much in the way of truth when it comes to Alan Turing.

Once you get past the fact that this probably should have been called a film inspired by Alan Turing than a movie actually about what happened, “The Imitation Game” is a solid enough movie carried by top notch acting from everyone involved. The script also does a nice job switching between multiple timelines.

Ultimately though, this one seems like a rental to me.


I recently saw “Selma”, the new biopic about Martin Luther King Jr. focusing on his presence in and the marches in Selma, Alabama in 1965 and I can’t recommend it enough. Not only is the film exquisitely made by director Ava DuVernay alongside Director of Photography Bradford Young (a talent whose time/recognition has finally arrived) with a powerful performance by David Oyelowo but it highlights the problems of the modern civil rights movement and the Occupy Era in general.

What makes “Selma” such a great movie is that it doesn’t deify Martin Luther King Jr. like many movies have (and likely will). It shows King as a flawed man who made mistakes. He was a man who grew tired of fighting one battle after another: The Equal Rights Amendment, Bussing, voting right, etc. It also showed how “victories” were often small steps of progress. In fact, there was one particular use of the n-word at the end of the film that was an absolute gut punch and elicited a gasp from some in the audience. By the end of the film, a comparison to The Walking Dead popped in my head – no matter what battle King and his supporters won, they were still surrounded by racism and victory just meant that it was time to move to another front to fight and they knew that they probably wouldn’t live to see the end of the evil.
But perhaps most interestingly, the film did not shy away from the fact that, to a certain extent, MLK was a “race-baiter”. That term has become a rallying cry for conservatives and Fox News but this film makes no bones about what the marches and protests were aimed to do. Early in the film, there’s an important discussion about how the protests in Albany failed because the sheriff there was smart and knew that if he didn’t crack heads, there’d be no story for the media to tell and nothing would happen. King and the Southern Christian Leadership eventually had to move on. And move on to Selma they did because they knew that there sheriff there was a Good Ol’ Boy who would make the mistakes and cause the ruckus that was needed to capture the cameras and get the attention of the world.

Watching the film, it was impossible not to think of current events but it was also impossible to ignore how much better prepared and focused the protests of fifty years ago were. After Ferguson and Eric Garner, there were protests across the country but what was the goal? I feel like many people look at the protests of the 60’s and just think they were all about a blanket “Fight for Equality” however, as this film shows, each protest had a specific focus. In Selma, the issue was voting rights and if they could show how awful things got in one city, they could help push a nationwide bill. In short, Martin Luther King Jr. protested for something while today we just seem to gather against. How many people at the protests or who wear the “I can’t breathe” shirts would be able to answer the question, “What’s next?” Today when people exclaim, “Something must be done”, what’s to be done is no more conceived than the abstract “something”.
With Occupy, it’s even worse because not only do many people not seem to have an idea of what they want to do but they are arguing against countless different issues and have no singular voice. While the Congress passes laws that push us right back to the brink (the latest move being allowing Freddie Mac to give loans with little money down), Occupy has little power or voice to even shed light on the moves, nevermind try to make a change.

I’m starting to ramble now and I’d hate to push people away from “Selma” because of all of this political talk – it’s a great movie even beyond everything I’ve written here – but it’s all a little frustrating when you see so much made of people speaking out about things like Ferguson or Eric Garner but not really saying anything productive or making any actual moves to make a change. (Nevermind the fact that, all too often, riots have replaced non-violence.) At this point, I think pro athletes need to put away their t-shirts and pick up their checkbooks and start supporting local candidates or legislation that could make a difference. But, then again, after saying all this, I look myself in the mirror and say, “Well, what are you going to do about it, Mr. Smarty Pants” and the extent of my action is a blog post so maybe I should heed my own advice before faulting others.


Officer Darren Wilson won’t stand trial for the murder of Michael Brown. While this has received the lion’s share of the press coverage, it’s just one example of what is becoming an American Epidemic. There was a minor uproar when John Crawford III, a black man carrying a BB gun he was going to buy at Walmart, was gunned down by police and even less when no indictment was passed. 12 year old Tamir Rice was recently gunned down by police in Cleveland for holding a BB gun despite the fact that a) Ohio is an open carry state and b) the person calling 911 said that the gun might be fake. The bottom line is that We have more of these grand juries on the horizon and, unfortunately, little chance that we’ve seen the last black person gunned down by police, so it’s time to look for possible changes to the system.

1. Reassessing how we try police officers

Here’s a write-up on the prosecutor Bob Mcculloch from CNN in August.

McCulloch’s father was a police officer and was killed on the job in 1964 by an African-American man, when McCulloch was 12, McCulloch’s spokesperson Ed Magee confirmed to CNN. In addition to his father, McCulloch’s brother, an uncle and a cousin all served with the St. Louis Police Department, and his mother worked as a clerk at the department, Magee said. McCulloch, who as a teenager lost a leg to cancer, made it his career ambition to become a prosecutor. He was quoted by the St. Louis Post-Dispatch as telling a reporter, while first campaigning for the office: “I couldn’t become a policeman, so being county prosecutor is the next best thing.”

I mean, this is a guy who’d get dismissed in a millisecond if he was in a jury pool and instead he’s the prosecutor? Listening to his tone deaf speech before reading the grand jury’s decision, it was hard to believe that he wasn’t working for the defense. To me, it seems unreasonable to make the same people who work with cops every day to make cases against criminals be the same people who try police officers in court. The conflict of interest seems overwhelming. I believe it is time to accept the fact that the prosecutors and police have failed to self-regulate themselves and there needs to be some sort of move to add some accountability to the cops who are giving their departments a bad name.
There seems to be three options here. 1. Moving Internal Affairs departments from out of the Prosecutor’s Office and giving them their own legal team that will handle all officer related cases. 2. Creating some civilian oversight committees with some teeth to help regulate what is going on in police departments and prosecutors’ offices. They won’t be able to do much in the courts but they could have some say in discipline for these officers. At the very least, Darren Wilson panicked and did a lousy job protecting himself and the community. It was the classic example of adding a gun to the situation just making matters far worse. 3. Have the Federal courts handle all potential felony indictments/cases of police officers. Currently, federal prosecutors only take on these cases from a civil rights angle but it seems like they might want to handle the main cases as well, because of the aforementioned conflict of interest with prosecutors and police.

2. Body Cameras on All Police
I noticed a lot of politicians tweeting about body cameras but the question is, how many will do anything besides tweet about it? A recent study in Rialto, CA showed “more than a 50% reduction in the total number of incidents of use-of-force compared to control-conditions, and nearly ten times more citizens’ complaints in the 12-months prior to the experiment.”
But, again, can we count on the state governments to make these moves? Politicians often rely heavily on support of police unions. How many would cross them by enacting a law that requires all cops and/or cruisers to have cameras? Should this be something that has to be mandated from the Federal level?

3. Investment/Training in Alternate Weapons/Tactics
Darren Wilson’s testimony stated that he did not have a taser because the police department only had a few of them and Wilson didn’t like them because they were uncomfortable. This is horrible reasoning for not carrying something that could help avoid killing people.
It’s the 21st century and we live in the epicenter of the gun loving world. If we don’t have viable alternatives to help police officers simply pulling out a gun when they feel threatened, we need to get on it. And we need to work on training cops to rely on the less lethal forces when possible.

4. Boost in police/IAD budgets
Instead of the federal government spending money to militarize the police, how about we spend some coin training our officers and making sure they have non-lethal ways to protect themselves? Many of the recent police shooting have involved rookie or newer officers. I’m not sure if anything can be done about the nerves that rookies feel when first put into the field but I think we have to take a look at the training that these officers are receiving. And things like body cameras or tasers for all cop cars, etc. cost money. We need to invest money in our police departments not to just help them keep us safe from criminals but, sadly, to help keep us safe from the bad officers out there.

Now that the fires are out and all of the symbolic protests are over, it’s time to focus on making some actual changes that might help prevent future tragedies like this.

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