Shirtless or bikini top, board shorts, a boogie or kick board, and a turbin. You'll be a totally RADICAL Muslim! Bonus points if your boogie board is the Kowabunga Koran. I'm not sure how it would go over and nobody wants me out all night with my shirt off so I won't do it but feel free to go with it. I'm thinking about mocking up some pictures of surfers and skateboarders in turbans and making some Radical Muslim shirts.

And yes, I'm ridiculously bored right now. No work and No play makes Soul a goofy Honky.