I'm sorry but there is no sillier lyricist out there than R. Kelly. I know people love him but he really reached the peak of his wordplay with "I'll be fucking you tonight" and he's only gotten less subtle since then. Half of his songs seem like parodies of R&B songs. Granted, he doesn't have the single most ridiculous R&B song ever (that would be this one) but it seems like he'll never stop trying to outdo himself.

Once the chorus of this song hit, I honestly had to check to make sure that this wasn't a parody. Between the on-the-nose lyrics and the budget video, I really thought it might be a Funny or Die video.