For some reason, critics seem to like Angelina Jolie's latest film "Salt". A big part is probably Angelina Jolie but even then some critics seem to give it a huge pass despite the fact that the film is terrible. Roger Ebert all but says that it sucks but he still gave it four stars. Me? I'm literally angry about how bad the film is. I'm fuming. There are brain dead action movies and there are movies that then go and piss on the grave of your deceased brain. "Salt" is the latter. The movie is obscenely nonsensical.

The plot makes zero sense. There aren't plot holes; there are chasms of nonsense that have the faint scent of plot on the edges. Yes, there are a couple of cool action moments but for the most part it's basically a bunch of functional retards who somehow became CIA and Secret Service agents chasing after Supergirl. Did I mention that this movie made me mad? It's like, Why bother with a plot? It's not like anything is going to make sense. Just have her running around and shooting guns and shit.

Right now, the film is ranked as the Worst Movie of the Year and that might be a little hard. Was it really worse than The A-Team or From Paris with Love? I don't know. But those films didn't make me furious. I don't know what it is about this film but it just ticked me off with how absolutely stupid it was. There are twists in it that don't make a ton of sense when they are happening and make even less sense as the film progresses. Seriously, fuck this movie. I don't think I've ever been this angry after seeing a film. I have to stop now because I could rant for hours about this. Do not waste your time with this movie unless you like anything Angelina Jolie does or don't have a short term memory and just like watching random action scenes.