Lost: Right Wing Conspiracy
I don't watch "Lost" but if you do and haven't seen the last episode, this has spoilers.
Is it me or is Lost a right wing conspiracy? Look at everyone who dies on that show. Let's see, Boone died after falling from the NIGERIAN plane (symbolic of those nigerian e-mails? Don't FALL for them!). Shannon was shot by Ana-Lucia who was then gunned down. The other woman shot? Libby! Short for Liberals? Hmmmm. Charlie the foreign rock star died as did Mr. Eko, the religious black man. The only other black guy didn't seem to ever know where his kid was and then, correct me if I'm wrong, sold out a bunch of white people for his own personal gain. Our latino couple (criminals, of course) are buried alive, perhaps showing how the right wing really wants to solve the immigration problem. The man with multiple wives and with a girl's name (Leslie) mishandled sticks (of dynamite) and died - read any double entendre into that. The woman Regina tried to take the place of a man and couldn't handle it - putting chains on herself and committing suicide.
Now either the Smoke Monster is trying out for an Arizona area police department and Hurley needs to watch his back or maybe I'm just up too late and looking for ways to make fun of this show.
