Thanks to Todd for sending me this link which is sure to be used when killing time at work some time soon. The site is called Texts from Last Night and it features drunken or unfortunate texts from all over. Part of me thinks a lot of these may be fake but it's still a fun read. Some examples are: "My room smells like vodka and shame", "Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.", "Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.", and "I just pynch a tree in the face".

Good times.