There's nothing like insomnia (or caffeeine overload which is most likely why I can't sleep) to get you to write something. Something stupid but something nonetheless. Anyway, I had fun writing my Friedberg/Seltzer piece before so I decided to take a crack at another version. My buddy Lane and I came up with a silly premise for a horror film and I have decided to use that as the premise for a bi-weekly feature, The Seltzer Bottle. Every couple of weeks I'll throw a few pages together in the current events heavy, slapstick comedy reliant style of the writers of Meet The Spartans, Date Movie. I'm not sure what to call it right now but I'm thinking about going with a Freddy vs. Jason or Alien vs. Predator inspired theme.

So if you have time to waste you can continue reading or just click here to download the first installment of Jackson vs. Injun vs. Creepy Child vs. Shopaholic vs. Clive Owen vs. Plants vs...  

P.S. I know it's not correct form to name who is going to act in the film but since this is a sleep-deprived script with no commercial aspirations, I'm doing it.