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October 30, 2008

Politicked Off: Hollywood Director Do McCain

Or at least, a bunch of people have decided to make spoof ads for John McCain. The first batch had Wes Anderson, Kevin Smith, and John Woo. I didn't think it was all that great but the latest batch is very funny. The Juno dialogue is funny, the David Lynch spoof is spot on, and the M. Night one is pretty true.

October 28, 2008

MTV becomes MINTERNET

Since they don't ever play videos on TV, MTV has finally put together a site chock full of music videos. Even better, they have a lot of live performances and unplugged. So here are two of my faves. "Push" by Radiohead (one of my favorite videos) and "Porch (unplugged)" by pearl jam.


October 24, 2008

Politicked Off: Whaasaaaap Redux

There have been some very good campaign videos this year but this one could be my favorite.

October 22, 2008

Review: Rachel Getting Married

Jonathon Demme has described this movie as a home movie and that a great description. It has a lot of great, real moments, some awkward interactions which people which didn't happen, and is also a little too long at parts. While I did shift in my seat at times, the film is nonetheless riveting when it's on and is one of the better films of the year. The script is honest but not cloyingly so. The moments are troubling rather than agonizing. Jenny Lumet's script is superb with one moment in particular that is completely priceless.

In my last post (about Sex Drive), I wrote about well made films that don't connect and aren't as enjoyable. Rachel Getting Married is not one of those films, for me at least. It's definitely an art film and doesn't have broad appeal and I could see many people really not connecting with the characters and their struggles. I did. It's a film that, in the end, is touching because, along the way, it wasn't trying to be so. Anne Hathaway does a great job playing the anti-hero and Rosemarie DeWitt is superb as the wronged (but possibly wrong) sister.

I don't think this movie is one that people will remember for years to come but that doesn't mean that it isn't one of this year's finest.

October 21, 2008

Review: Sex Drive

Sex Drive is funny. It's not a groundbreaking comedy or anything you haven't seen before. It's completely juvenile. But it's funny. James Marsden does his best Stifler and Clark Duke is great as the lothario. Honestly, there's not much else to say. It's not a great film but it's one of the few times this year that I walked out of the theater and was happy that I had paid to see the movie and had no real complaints. It looks like it's tanking at the box office but I'd be surprised if it's not one of those films that people discover on video.

As for my list, I think it mirrors something that audiences feel and Hollywood doesn't get. Yes, In Bruges and The Bank Job were better films than Sex Drive. Sex Drive is ranked higher because it was a more enjoyable filmgoing experience. Personally, I feel invigorated when I walk out of a good film. Even a flawed film like Body of Lies has my head working overtime and thinking about some of the intriguing parts of the film. With a film like In Bruges, I respected the quality of the film but I wasn't all that taken by it. It's like a pretty girl that you just don't find attractive. There's nothing really wrong with her; it just doesn't click.

In the end, I'd recommend this film if you like juvenile teen comedies. If American Pie, Road Trip, Meatballs, etc. don't float your boat, this isn't the film that's going to win you over.

October 19, 2008

Heroes: The Movie

When I first saw the write-up for the new movie "Push", I was scared that someone was going to take my superhero movie idea. Fortunately, it's not the same thing as mine and it's really just a rip-off of "Heroes". You have people painting the future, moving things with their mind, and they have to save the pretty girl in order to save the world. It's kind of like Jumper meet Heroes, which isn't a good thing since Jumper was bad and Heroes is corny.

Then again, my superhero idea really isn't all that new or fresh either so I'm not sure why I was worried that someone would steal my unoriginal idea.

October 17, 2008

Review: What Just Happened?

If you don't like insider Hollywood movies, this film will be a complete bore. You should avoid it like the plague. If you do like those kinds of movie, you should add it to your Saved queue on Netflix because the movie is solid, has some great moments, but never really rises above the status of rental.

If you're Barry Levinson or a suit at Showtime or HBO, you need to try to get a series or mini-series of this film into production. There are a lot of interesting pieces in this film but Levinson and writer Art Linson only give them a cursory glance. The film would make for an Entourage meets Sopranos type show in which the producer tries to maintain his tenuous grasp on his questionable power. He's a man who people respect... only until they disagree at which point they lambast him as just a producer. He's struggling with an ex-wife he hasn't gotten completely over and a 17 year old daughter from a previous previous marriage. And instead of the "other" family being the Mafia, it's the world of Hollywood: childish actors and directors, power-crazed studio execs, back stabbing assistant focused on climbing the ladder instead of helping out/doing their jobs. There's also the issue of a Jewish producer working with rabid Arab financiers (and worrying where exactly the money is coming from). It could be an amazing show.

As a movie, everything is rushed. You get a couple of scenes with the 17 year old (played by Kristin Stewart) but there isn't much there. The relationship with his latest ex, Robin Wright-Penn, is solid but not that deep. There's some great work put in by John Turturro, Bruce Willis, and a dog (and Moon Bloodgood is her usual ravishing self in a small role) but the film never really comes together to amount to anything. Rather than being involved with Robert DeNiro's main character, you are just kind of disconnectedly sitting back and watching the mayhem.

In the end, it's a so-so movie with some great moments and a superb premise that could make for some terrific TV. Again, I'd recommend it as a rental.

October 16, 2008

The Worst Scenes So Far

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I'm not going to waste a whole post on Max Payne. Plain and simple, it's the worst movie this year. Worst direction. Worst Screenplay. Worst Score. Mark Wahlberg might have even trumped his performance in The Happening because at least in that film you could laugh at him. Aside from new Bond girl Olga Kurylenko's sexy but small role, the film is a complete waste.

The film did inspire me to make a quick list of the worst scenes so far this year. This list could include some spoilers although how can you really spoil a bad movie?

So without further ado, here's the bottom 10 scenes of the year.

10. Wanted: The Truck/Car Chase
Now, I'm a guy who liked Live Free or Die Hard. I was able to accept the fact that a trailer truck could somehow outrun a fighter jet. And I also realized that Wanted was supposed to be cartoonish and over-the-top. Still, the first chase between a crappy truck and a sports car was so poorly shot and edited that I was too annoyed to suspend my disbelief.

9. Pineapple Express: The Triple Joint
I think even stoners can admit that this scene dragged. I loved this movie but the scene with Seth Rogen and James Franco hanging out killed the pacing and just wasn't that funny. While the scene was dragging on, part of me was hoping the camera would just pan over so I could ignore Franco and Rogen in favor of watching the episode of 227 that was on the TV.

8. Eagle Eye: Shia's Boo Boo
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Eagle Eye is an extremely ridiculous movie. Somehow a mysterious person can not only control traffic lights, automated cranes, and security camera, but it also has the power to make power lines snap at will and also basically direct how they fall. Even still, I was ok. The ending, however, was just too much. Nevermind the terribly planned assassination attempt but Shia gets shot three times from close in and a few days later (if even that long) he's standing there with nothing more than a sling. I almost expected him to say, "Yeah, the bullets weren't bad but when I fell down I dinged up my shoulder." When Shia was shot I was actually surprised because I couldn't believe they would have him get blasted like they did but then they remedied that possible interesting ending by having him inexplicably survive the gunfire.

7. The Happening: "We have to stay head of the wind!"
I almost hate to include this because The Happening was so ridiculous that it was actually funny but this line was just too outrageous to ignore. After throwing a hissy fit in the middle of the field, Mark Wahlberg deduces that the wind could be carrying the evil toxin so the character need to somehow stay ahead of the wind. Then we see a breeze blowing through the grass and the chase begins. It's an amazing scene that really could only have been made better if the response to the aforementioned line was:
Zooey: So we have to run like the wind?
Mark: No. (nervous pause) Faster!

6. Righteous Kill: The Sex Scene
I can deal with DeNiro phoning in his performance. I can handle Pacino doing a half-assed job. What I can't accept, however, is Carla Gugino not fully committing to a sex scene and not allowing us even a glimpse of her amazing breasts. The fact that I had to suffer through DeNiro in a sex scene was made worse by the fact that Carla's cans were corralled in her bra. There really is no excuse for this. They should have taken whatever money Brian Dennehy made and spent it on Carla's boobs. Hell, they could have even had one of her boobs play Dennehy's part. It would have made the film more watchable.

5. The Dark Knight: The ending
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I've been through this before but the ending didn't work for me. The people of Gotham had just stood up to the Joker but if they found out that Harvey Dent went crazy then that whole moment would be moot and they would lose faith? Mind you, everyone was FLEEING Gotham and trying to get out at this point. The National Guard had to be called in. How much faith was there? On top of that, the people would feel better with Dent being dead and Batman as an evil doer? And to make matters worse, the whole episode was wrapped up in the 974th monologue of the movie. Just a bad ending that took what could have been a great movie (and probably should have been two movies) down a notch.

4. Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist: The Recording Studio
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I'll keep it short. Norah is a girl who doesn't like being known as the rich girl. She wants to have her own identity. She just had her on/off boyfriend push his CD on her so she could give it to her music producer dad. So where does she take Nick on their first night together (a night, mind you, that hasn't gone all that well)? To her father's recording studio. It makes absolutely no sense. She wants to be her own person so to get closer to Nick she takes him to the one place she's been running from? They try to explain it with some schmaltzy insightful rambling but it is quite simply a disaster.

3. Max Payne: This is Bullet Time?
One of the cool parts of the game Max Payne was a Matrix-like feature in which you could go into slow motion and dodge bullets. In the movie, bullet time was used once in a laughable scene. Max basically bend backwards a bit to get a shot off at a bad guy who is directly behind him. Not only is watching a guy bend over backwards a bit not something that is all that impressive in slow motion but, making matters worse, the guy who was directly behind Max and shooting at him (and whose bullets we saw fire in slow motion) was somehow missing Max by 20 feet. Max wasn't dodging bullets, the bad guy was just one of the worst shots in movie history.

2. Indy 4: Nuking the Fridge
This scene is already infamous but it can't be stated enough how George Lucas's idea of bigger and better is actually bigger and more implausible. Sure, some film nerds probably complained about the perfectly round boulder that chased Dr. Jones in Raiders of the Lost Ark but this scene blew that one out of the water. Not only was it ludicrous but it was poorly done. The CGI was crap. An embarrassing scene in a bad movie.

1. Cloverfield: The Party Scene
This scene is basically a great way to show how not to open a movie. This introductory scene not only lasts three times longer than it should but it succeeds in introducing the characters and establishing them all as annoying people who you really wouldn't mind seeing getting eaten by a huge monster. When your first act has people tapping their feet anxiously and muttering "Enough already!", you should probably change it.

October 15, 2008

Cuban and Soderbergh's Girlfriend Experience

Maybe it's me but if you're trying to legitimize your new fangled way of distributing major motion pictures, it might be a good idea not to go with something that seems like porn on just your second go-around. Steven Soderbergh and Mark Cuban have teamed up to try to revitalize the Hollywood distribution game by releasing films simultaneously in theaters, on DVD and Pay-Per-View. The first film was Bubble which nobody saw. The new film is called "The Girlfriend Experience" and stars porn star Sasha Grey. I'm not really sure what her deal is besides the fact that she was recently in the video for Birthday Girl, a Roots song that I believe was left off of their latest album.

While the inclusion of Grey and the synopsis "life through the eyes of a 10,000 dollar a night hooker" is sure to help the film on the pay-per-view angle, I just don't see how it's the best idea since the theatrical hopes seem to be limited. Granted, Soderbergh did make his name with Sex, Lies, and Videotape so I may be rushing to judgement but it just seems like he's basically making straight-to-video films for the 2929 Entertainment deal. Personally, I don't think the idea works all that well to start with but making these art house films with a questionable theatrical draw makes even less sense. If Soderbergh isn't going to try to make something along the lines of his Ocean's movies, this venture is dead. His experimental films don't have much of an audience in the first place.

Plus the timing is terrible. Even if the film is an absolutely harrowing glimpse into life in the fast lane, most Americans will probably think to themselves, "Yeah but she made ten grand in one night."

The Gossip Girl Rules

Well, actually, there's only one. The show has to revolve around some sort of party. This fact has been painfully obvious from the beginning of the show but in season 1 they had some early non-party-centric episodes. This season? Not only have they stayed focused on the world revolving around nights out but they even managed a way to fit a party into... a campus visit to Yale. Now that wouldn't seem TOO crazy since a lot of people paint the quad red on their visits but this party was thrown by the Admissions staff. I don't care if that really does happen, Gossip Girl needs to do something outside of the typical plot structure of: get ready for party, head to party, hijinks ensue at party, aftermath of the party, battle lines are drawn so let's hope we don't all cross paths at another party next week.

As for Gossip Girl, the producers also showed no fear of past mistakes by bringing back one of their dumber storylines from last year (the guy Serena killed but didn't really kill but who is still dead but who cares about him). 

With the storylines becoming more and more blase and the kids seemingly headed to college soon, one has to imagine that Gossip Girl won't be lasting too much longer. Maybe another season. Then again, who knows. One Tree Hill is somehow still on.  My new idea for a show is: It's Gossip Girl but with grown ups called "Soiree". It's like Dirty Sexy Money except good. It will be about some well-to-do Upper East Side adults and it will feature a couple of Bride & Tunnel outcasts. I wouldn't mind keeping Chuck Bass in the show and we might add Jenny Humphrey, who can graduate from Little J to Jailbait. (On a side note, it's fun to watch Taylor Momsen grow into a statuesque blonde, slowly dwarfing everyone in her TV family. Pretty soon, she won't be able to wear heels in any seen with Penn Badgley). And yes, those last sentences do make me creepy (but like I wasn't already).

October 09, 2008

Review: RocknRolla

Guy Ritchie is back. And by that, I mean that Guy Ritchie has made another only slightly different version of the films that people know and really like. On the downside, the guy is still a flashy filmmaker but he seems to be stuck in his genre. On the bright side, if you've seen his forays into other genres (Swept Away, Revolver), you'll be happy to hear that Ritchie back swinging at pitches in his wheelhouse.

The movie is "cool" if not forgettable. The actors do strong work with Body of Lies' Mark Strong anchoring the project while Gerard Butler, Tom Wilkinson, and Idris Elba have fun. It's more entertaining than Body of Lies but I found the Ridley Scott film to be more interesting.

October 08, 2008

Review: Body of Lies

This is one of those films that makes me hate making "Best of" lists. For everything good about the film (the acting, direction), there are major weaknesses. Like any and every Iraq/Terrorist movie, the biggest flaw is that it is all means without a true end. Winning or losing this battle doesn't mean you win the war.

All things considered, I enjoyed the movie and thought Crowe and DiCaprio were great while Andy Garcia's lookalike Mark Strong gives a breakout performance. Golshifteh Farahani gives a great performance and is beyond pretty which almost makes the hastily thrown together love story work. The film is about on par with the similarly themed Traitor (a film I liked that also got very mixed reviews). It's a film that drags but is though provoking. It's average but it hits on some points that I don't believe we've seen in films before.

I fully expect "The Express" to be a better movie but "Body of Lies" is interesting enough that I'd recommend it. 

 

October 03, 2008

Review: Infinite indeed.

"Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist" will likely go down as the longest 90 minutes of the year. It was a hipster's "Superbad" except with 99% of the jokes removed (and I wasn't even a huge fan of "Superbad"). This film was agonizing to get through. Michael Cera didn't really add much and as much as I like Kat Dennings, she didn't bring much to the table either. Not that you can blame them, there was really nothing to work with.

Just plain bad. If you are going to see a movie featuring Nick and Norah, go rent "The Thin Man". I'm actually astonished right now at the movie I just saw. Wow. Just not good.

October 02, 2008

SoulMix 1008

Not my best work. But it's OK, I guess. You can listen to an extended mix by playing the playlist to the left. (Not all the songs are the same as some songs, like Work Is Never Done by The Futureheads, isn't available at Playlist.com)

Politicked Off: Bad Feeling

Maybe it's the New England pessimism that has me expecting the worst but I really think that Sarah Palin is going to overcome expectations (if you can, indeed, overcome something that doesn't really exist anymore) and do a solid job in the debate. The debate questions should be obvious ground and she won't be thrown on stuff like "What newspapers do you read?" or "Which Supreme Court decisions do you disagree with?" And to be fair, the latter question wasn't as bad as the initial reports made it out to be. I couldn't name a Court decision I disagree with off of the top of my head (then again, I also am not ready to be Vice President).

It should be interesting. Palin is going to play the "Change" card and say that Biden is the old guard that needs to be replaced and there's really no way to respond. It's hard to attack a blank slate besides pointing out that its a blank slate and that will seem condescending. It'll be like arguing with a little kid except you aren't able to say "Because I said so" or "Go to your room!"

I don't know. The bar is so low for Palin that it's subterrainian. It seems like a recipe for disaster, especially with Biden on the other side since he's no stranger to stupid comments himself. Color me concerned.


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