"I saw a lady on TV she was born without arms... and that was sad. But then they said 'Lola does not know the meaning of the word can't".

And that, to me, was actually worse in a way. Not only does she not have arms but she can't understand simple contractions."

 -- The Late Mitch Hedberg on his latest CD "Do You Believe in Gosh?" I highly recommend the CD. It's rough material but a lot of it is hilarious and some times the jokes that bomb are even funnier. After one bad joke he said, "That joke was dumb. Y'know, if I had a dollar for every time I said that... I'd be making money in a really weird way."