Worst Halloween Ever
You just know that a whole bunch of fools are going to try to pull of the Robert Downey Jr. from Tropic Thunder costume this year and make everyone really uncomfortable. Granted, a good half of the people will only feel uncomfortable is there is an actual African-American at the party (because if not, it's HIL-A-RI-OUS) but still...
Currently, the frontrunner for my Halloween costume is probably the standard vague Pimp/70's disco guy or the fat slob who has as much booze on his drenched shirt as he does in his blood stream. I went as the latter last year which actually made it hard to pick up women because whenever a woman did seem interested, all I could think was, "Christ, I'm a fat slob whose wet, sticky shirt reaks of beer. What's wrong with you that you're dancing with me?!" Needless to say, last year Halloween was just another typical weekend for the ol' SoulHonky.
