The Theater Revolution
Variety.com has a piece about a new luxury theater chain which immediately get filed in the "As Rome Burns..." file but it got me to thinking about the one chance I wish all theaters would make. It might not be plausible because of space and plumbing but I'd love for their to be a way to not miss the movie if you need to go to the bathroom. Ideally, you'd have the bathroom be right behind your theater. Over the urinals would be a window (tinted on th outside so people can't see in) and the movie audio would be pumped in. Granted, you're still out of luck if you have to drop a deuce but at least you'll be able to hear the film.
Unfortunately, I can't see this happening any time soon so until then I'll have to just keep wearing diapers to the theater.
