The Fall of Entourage
You have to give the producers and writers of Entourage one thing; they shook things up this year. Instead of sticking with the tried and tired formula, they switched it up, giving the side characters their own arcs and making Vince a side character. Unfortunately, it seems like they've gone a little too far with their changes and the show is onto its worst start yet.
So what went wrong?

2. Where's Ari?: A year or so ago, I suggested that the show consider spinning Ari off into his own show. His storylines were becoming more and more unrelated to the Boys from Queens. Now that he is almost completely cut off (since Vince doesn't seem to need help), it's all the more reason to try it. Right now, Ari's completely wasted in pointless mini-arcs. The one major arc he has is the awful Gary Cole storyline. This storyline started off as potentially interesting with Cole looking like he may be a bad influence on Ari but it's since spiraled into the Dom-Zone of annoying story arcs. Meanwhile, the Ari-Lloyd storyline completely disappeared. They can even consistently throw in random sight gags of Lloyd doing menial labor (like in the golf episode). So not only is Ari out of it because Vince isn't doing anything but now he's not even able to really be Ari since we have to see him dealing with Cole's infidelities. It's all pointless, none of it is funny, and it really adds nothing to the show. They should probably dump Cole's character and maybe give Ari a new client, perhaps a young up-and-coming star who could steal some of Vince's thunder (and someone who always listens to Ari's advice so he feels a bit more needed). If not, spin him off into a show about being the king of the Miller Gold Castle. They need to do something because they are wasting Jeremy Piven by having him just sitting in his office, yelling randomly about stories nobody cares about.
3. Girls, Girls, Girlzzzzzz: The ladies of Entourage are only interesting if they are naked or involved in a bigger storyline. (And honestly, the nudity is getting more and more gratuitous. But I'll take it.) Case in point, most of the Turtle/Jamie Lynn stories are tedious however once you get her involved somewhere else, like in Drama's career, she suddenly has a purpose. It's always been like this. Kristen (E's ex in season 1) was annoying but Emily was interesting because she kind of caused friction with E and Ari. Anna Faris affected Vince's situation and Silo. Sloan... honestly, I can't even remember what Sloan did. Something with her dad. Ashley has been probably the worst because her storyline was a lot like Kristen's, she added nothing to the other stories, and she was just kind of annoying, like a teenager. Hopefully, Kate Mara's character (E's new assistant) will add some spice to the storylines and fit in well.
4. Follow Through: The worst part about the show having so much filler is that you know it's probably never going to pop up again. The gun storyline was lame and pretty much ended this episode. Why waste our time with it; why not go straight to the Security Team storyline? Why bother with Vince taking driving lessons? Vince saying on national TV that he bribed his driving instructor? Vince making a sex tape? Is ANY of this going to come back? Probably not. If these storylines are going to be completely one-and-done, they need to be funny. This season's simply haven't been. The Turtle stories, especially, have been lame sit-com level situations.
5. The Life: One of the draws of the show was that it showed the Hollywood life. Now it's showing the life of a settled down actor (well, somewhat settled down) and there's nothing there. They eat at the same places. They go golfing. Vince doesn't even need to flirt anymore, girls come to him. Even worse, they come to him... and then go to their rooms. In the past, they'd pick him up and head to hang out with Dennis Hopper or some weed guru played by Val Kilmer. The show is slowly becoming a workplace sit-com (and a drab one at that). The direction they're going, Vince will have a baby this time next season.
"Southland" premieres tonight (and is already available on Hulu) and The Unusuals started last night. Both are ensemble cop dramas that feature rich kid cops but other than that, they are pretty much the opposite of one another.
I'm really torn on Joss Whedon's latest, "Dollhouse". While I thought the show had potential, I'm really not sure how much potential is actually has. It's one of those premises that seems great until you start to flesh it out. Then you realize there really isn't all that much there. It seems like it might have made a better movie trilogy (a kind of Bourne offshoot) or a mini-series that then might expand into a show.
Fox's new show "Lie to Me" is another spin on the ol' Psych/Mentalist observation highway. Tim Roth's character is an expert at facial tics and body movements and can tell if anyone is lying. He has used this skill to build his own rather impressive looking company and has high profile clientele and the ear of high ranking justice officials. And while he is able tell if anyone is lying, the key, as Kelli Williams's character explains to us, is finding out why they are lying.
And while the drive with undercover agents' true identities is a highly sought after object, the actual characters in this show don't seem all that careful about keeping their own identities under wraps. Undercover Feds apparently work in the same city all the time (the same city in which they live), sometimes with what seems like just a week between jobs. They wander in and out of the FBI building without seeming to care that, you know, they are supposedly in the middle of an undercover sting operation. Swayze actually runs out of the building to his car in broad daylight with the box holding the rocket launcher as if he just picking up a pizza. His young partner (played unconvincingly by model Travis Fimmel) is literally starting to date a girl (using his real identity) minutes after working as an undercover.
Leighton Meester needs to stretch a bit. She's amazing at playing the poor little rich girl but she needs to do what all young actresses need to: play a normal person. Blake Lively has done it a bit with Accepted and Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. (And no, playing the virginal yet slutty pop princess on Entourage isn't going to help Miss Meester either).